Thursday, January 12, 2012

zombie apocalypse prep

once, someone posted on 9gag the words:

"That awkward moment when you realize you have no plans for where you are going in life, yet you know exactly what you are going to do in a zombie apocalypse"

and when the postsecret app was still active, i remeber seeing 2 secrets

"i wish the zombie apocalypse would happen so i my abilities won't be measured by what i learn in school"
(something like that, i don't really remember the exact words)

"if the zombie apocalypse happens, i'm getting back with my ex, he has a plan"

well, i, on the other hand have also prepared my own list of zombie apocalypse survival. here, check it out:

1. plant ALL the potatoes!
it is said that humans can live out of potatoes alone. potatoes are also ngenyangin and healthy so if the apocalypse happen, i'll have to prepare eating this for the rest of my life

2. stock my house with indomie
this will only last for a few months though, for the rest, i'll have to stick with the potates

3. put out tons of buckets to catch rainwater
where else am i going to get water? i'll have to learn to make fire by rubbing 2 wooden sticks together

4. make my fence stronger, somehow

5. learn how to use a sword
also learn how to shoot using a gun, but guns are loud and they attract more zombies. but it's still a skill that you must be able to do

well, those are the main points. the rest i will have to figure out as i go. i have a feeling indonesia will have more survivors than US. we have huge ass fences here, at least some houses do

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