while i was reading, i realized something. hey, pirates. pirates! pastafarians worship pirates! our priests dress up as pirates and we believe that the increasing amount of pirates is the main cause of global warming. so i'm glad that by reading one piece i could be more loyal to my religion! may you all also be touched by his noodly appendage. RAmen!
here's a little chart we pastafarians believe:

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